i am the:
hyper clothmoth,
power owl,
game dragon,
wonder tortoise,
burger jerk,
brain painting,
pheonix plumage,
videocriminal,
babysitter's crystal,
morning marina,
prize pumpkin,
blackened summer,
consumable stone,
panther fang, etc.
Heh, reminds me of Fallout, if it were made in Japan and for the NES.